Netan "This isn't about Casa, it's about them trying...to make...me look weak." Too late. You've looked weak from the first time we saw you.
When you're SG-1 writers who just showed a galactic invasion picking up steam, you write an episode about addictive corn dealers hiring bounty hunters to kill SG-1. When you're SG-1 facing a galactic invasion picking up steam, you travel around the galaxy destroying shipments of addictive corn or its seeds. When you're the leader of SG-1 facing a galactic invasion picking up steam, you head off to a HS reunion.
It's more of SG-1 trying to be Star Wars, this time with the bad smuggler (who isn't a smuggler) acting like Jabba the Hutt. The non smuggler - corn seller - hires bounty hunters to kill the members of SG-1.
Daniel's bounty hunter is a big nosed, homely girl who wears too much makeup. She thinks she's really hot. She tries to shoot him with an energy weapon that can't even shoot through a book. Then she chases him, running, while wearing high heels and a tight skirt. She ends up hit by a bus as she stands in the middle of the street about to shoot Daniel.
Sam and Dr. Lee are at a science conference pretending the technology they're showing off doesn't work. Dr. Lee is the big time ladies' man of the conference. Sam's bounty hunter is a guy with big black irises. He shoots a hologram of Sam. Then she uses the plasma gun Dr. Lee gimmicked to not work, first adjusting something so it works, to shoot the bounty hunter. The scientists gathered to see her presentation think it's part of the presentation.
Teal'c's bounty hunter is a guy posing as a Jaffa. He attacks Teal'c and another Jaffa. Teal'c pretends he's near death. The bounty hunter comes to finish off Teal'c. Teal'c zats him.
The brilliance of the Mitchell/Vala portion of the episode is that you start out not caring at all about Mitchell's HS days or parents or home town. Somehow the writers make it so you care even less than that by the end. Mitchell gets two bounty hunters. One is a lame alien who takes the form of one of the reunion attendees. The other is a cool human who takes the suit from one of the reunion attendees in a fairly Terminator-ish take the clothes scene: "give me your clothes". Cool bounty hunter takes out lame bounty hunter. Sam, Daniel and Teal'c trick cool bounty hunter with holographs. They capture him, then release him to take over the Lucien Alliance after killing Netan.
Hey, guys, the Ori just sent more ships into the galaxy. Maybe that's more important than addictive corn. At least weak Netan is gone.
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