Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
And the Plot Moistens (2006)
Marin Hinkle: Judith Harper
Quotes
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Judith Harper : [Jake's teacher wants to know if Jake has any hobbies outside of school] Well, I don't know about his father, but I've tried to share some of my interests with him.
Alan Harper : Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.
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Judith Harper : [spots Kandi across the room] Is that a diamond necklace? You never gave *me* a diamond necklace!
Alan Harper : Yeah? Well, you never gave *me* extra special, bonus sex!
