The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer's Triple Bypass (1992)

Harry Shearer: Rev. Lovejoy, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Eddie, Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Lenny

Quotes 

• [Homer collapses in Mr. Burns' office. His spirit begins to rise up from his body] 

  Smithers : Mr. Burns, I think he's dead.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, dear. Send a ham to his widow.

  Homer Simpson : Mmm... ham.

  [Homer's spirit returns to his body] 

  Smithers : No, wait - he's alive!

  Mr. Burns : Oh, good. Cancel the ham!

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

• Mr. Burns : [watching Homer eat donuts on his CCTV]  Look at that pig, stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right... keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned donut!

  [chuckles] 

  Mr. Burns : There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?

  Smithers : Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers; they consider it murder.

  Mr. Burns : Damn their oily hides!

  [noticing that Homer has fallen asleep at his station] 

  Mr. Burns : Bring him to me!

• Mr. Burns : Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello...

  Homer Simpson : Whew...

  Mr. Burns : ...and goodbye! You're fired!

  [Homer gags, his heart pounds] 

  Mr. Burns : But wait - perhaps I'm being too hasty. You are highly skilled...

  [Homer calms down] 

  Mr. Burns : ...at goofing off!

  [Homer's heart pounds again] 

  Mr. Burns : Now don't worry, Homer. You're the kind of guy I could really dig...

  [Homer's heart slows down again] 

  Mr. Burns : ... a grave for!

  [Homer's heart beats even faster] 

  Mr. Burns : Your indolence is inefficacious!

  [Homer stares blankly; heart beats normally] 

  Mr. Burns : THAT MEANS YOU'RE TERRIBLE!

  [Homer collapses] 

• Marge : Can't you do something for him?

  Dr. Hibbert : Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.

  Homer : What an age we live in.