Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

April Fool (1989)

Peter Renaday: Splinter

Quotes 

• Raphael : [noticing April arriving at the lair wearing a yellow ball gown, high heels, diamond earrings, a jeweled necklace, makeup, and her hair styled differently]  Wow!, talk about embraceable! Who is that?

  April O'Neil : Hi guys, it's me.

  Donatello : Gosh, April, you look just like a... a girl!

  Leonardo : You look lovely!

  Michelangelo : Truly tubuloso!

  Raphael : Yeah, you clean up real good!

  Splinter : [also enamored]  April, you make this ancient rodent feel young again

  April O'Neil : Thanks, guys! You're just a bunch of big green sweeties, and you're the nicest rodent I know! And now I'm off to the Malcurian Embassy to cover a fancy party!

• Michelangelo : [interested in what Splinter is eating]  Whoa! What is that, sensei?

  Splinter : It is called tekka maki, raw tuna roll. Have some, Michelangelo.

  [offers it to Michelangelo] 

  Michelangelo : [disgusted]  Whoa! Major gross out, no thanks!

  Splinter : A wise person embraces as many new experiences as possible.

  Leonardo : [offers him some of their pizza]  Master Splinter, perhaps you would like to try some pizza? It's marshmallow and pepperoni.

  Splinter : [disgusted]  Uh, the wise person also realizes some experiences are less embraceable than others.