Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Ping Pong (1999)
Peter Boyle: Frank Barone
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Quotes
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Frank Barone : Zero serving zero. Ray can kiss my rearo
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Raymond "Ray" Barone : You let me win?
Frank Barone : Good morning, Sunshine!
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Frank Barone : Marie, get a mop, because after I play Ray, the floor's gonna be soaked with tears.
Raymond "Ray" Barone : Yeah, but they're gonna be your tears because it's gonna be your funeral.
Frank Barone : If it's my funeral, how could I be crying?
[He pats Ray on the shoulder]
Frank Barone : Nice try.
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Frank Barone : Come on, Ray, you going to talk some more trash to me?
Raymond "Ray" Barone : No--I don't know. I'm distracted by shine off your scalp.
[Robert and Marie laugh]
Marie Barone : That's a good one, Raymond.
[to Frank]
Marie Barone : 'cause you're bald!
Frank Barone : Take all the skin off my head. It still wouldn't cover Ray's nose.
Marie Barone , Robert Barone : Ooh!
Raymond "Ray" Barone : Yeah, well, I wish it would 'cause then I wouldn't have to smell your head without the skin on it.
[This time, Robert and Marie don't laugh. They just stare at Ray, very confused]
Robert Barone : What's that supposed to mean?
Raymond "Ray" Barone : It means shut up, Robert. That's what it means.