The Simpsons (TV Series)

And Maggie Makes Three (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• [Homer is trying to think of a way to increase business at the bowling alley] 

  Homer : Of course!

  [Cut to outside the bowling alley, Homer is firing a shotgun into the air while people around him run away, screaming] 

  Homer : Bowling! Bowling here! Get your bowling! Who's ready? Bowling!

  Lisa Simpson : [in the present]  Mom, make Dad tell the story right!

  Marge Simpson : That's what really happened.

  Lisa Simpson : Oh.

• Michael : Faster, Knight Boat! We've gotta catch those starfish poachers!

  Knight Boat : You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.

  [the poachers leap off their jetskis and onto motorcycles] 

  Michael : We'll never catch them now!

  Knight Boat : Incorrect. Look: a canal.

  Homer : Go, Knight Boat, go!

  Bart : [groans]  Oh, every week there's a canal.

  Lisa Simpson : Or an inlet.

  Bart : Or a fjord.

  Homer : Quiet! I will not hear another word against the Boat.