The Simpsons (TV Series)

And Maggie Makes Three (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : You promised one hour of family time per week. Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example.

  Bart : Says you, woman.

• Michael : Faster, Knight Boat! We've gotta catch those starfish poachers!

  Knight Boat : You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.

  [the poachers leap off their jetskis and onto motorcycles] 

  Michael : We'll never catch them now!

  Knight Boat : Incorrect. Look: a canal.

  Homer : Go, Knight Boat, go!

  Bart : [groans]  Oh, every week there's a canal.

  Lisa Simpson : Or an inlet.

  Bart : Or a fjord.

  Homer : Quiet! I will not hear another word against the Boat.

• Homer : So many memories... Ah, look, "Night Boat"

  Bart : Aw...

  Bart : Look, you can see our mirror to it.

  Homer : It looks like we have two.

• Bart : Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?

  Homer : Oh, just that one time.

  Marge Simpson : Actually, when I was about to have Bart...

  [cut to Marge telling Homer] 

  Homer : You're pregnant?

  [shrieks, points at Marge's stomach, rips out most of his hair, and runs up to the bedroom, still shreiking] 

  Marge Simpson : And then, when I told him about Lisa...

  [cut to Marge telling Homer with Bart watching] 

  Homer : You're pregnant again?

  [repeats the act, except ripping all of his hair out before running upstairs] 

• Homer : Oh, you're pregnant! That means we're gonna have to have a baby. All our financial plans are ruined! We're doomed! Doomed, I tells ya!

  [He lets out a scream as his head swells like a balloon and then pops. Cut to the present] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart, let your father tell the story!

  Homer : Yeah!

  Bart : Okay, but I know funny.