Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2005)

Holland Taylor: Evelyn Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [their mother just came to visit]  So, Mom, to what do we owe this unexpected, uuh...

  Evelyn Harper : Pleasure?

  Charlie Harper : No, that's not it.

  Evelyn Harper : I was showing a house in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd visit people I love.

  Alan Harper : And they weren't home?

• Evelyn Harper : I'm going to need something black.

  Charlie Harper : Doesn't your soul qualify?