That '70s Show (TV Series)

Happy Jack (2004)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : [Eric asks Hyde and Fez for advice after Donna walks in on him while he is masturbating in her bathroom]  In her house? Why don't you just do it at the bus station, like the other degenerates?

  Eric : [they talk it over, then Eric gets serious]  You guys, what do I do now?

  Steven Hyde : I say you gotta pull a Nixon: deny, deny, deny.

  Fez : No, you just need a good story. Whenever I get caught, I just tell people that I'm checking for ticks.

  Steven Hyde : Fez, how many times you been caught?

  Fez : Oh, come on! I'm not stopping just because a doorknob turns!