- When Eric is caught by Donna tending to his 'manly needs' in the Pinciotti bathroom, everyone acts as if it was an ax-murder: Jackie sees it as blackmail material to 'milk' for life, the others brand the boy as a weak pervert. Hyde and Fez regret having to miss how Eric will as always make this one 'even worse', but still go visit Kelso at the police academy, where the cadet has adopted the burly house style, grown the trade-mark mustache and adopted the cop name Mike. After he dutifully flushed weed criminal Hyde's contraband stash, the pair treacherously shaves him a Hitler-mustache...—KGF Vissers
- Eric is caught by Donna tending to his 'manly needs' in the Pinciotti bathroom. Eric had watched bikini pics of Pam, and everyone acts as if it was an ax-murder. Hyde tells Eric to pull a Nixon and deny everything. Fez says that Eric only needs a good story, like he was checking for ticks. Jackie sees it as blackmail material to 'milk' for life, the others brand the boy as a weak pervert. Jackie says Donna can use Eric's perverted behavior to buy her diamonds all her life, but Donna does not want to base her relationship on blackmail. Meanwhile Donna and Eric can't even face each other.
Hyde and Fez regret having to miss how Eric will as always make this one 'even worse', as they have to go visit Kelso at the police academy. Cadet Kelso has adopted the burly house style, grown the trade-mark mustache and adopted the cop name Mike. Kelso says that the mustache makes him look like an authority figure. Hyde says that he looks like a porn star instead. Office Kennedy warns Kelso not to give up on the progress he has been making at the academy and to stay away from Hyde and Fez, whom he calls troublemakers. Fez had come to drink beer and play with guns, but Kelso tells him that it is lights out at the academy at 10 PM.
Donna tells Kitty, who is horrified as she believes she raised Eric better than this. She says she and Red never talk about such things as Red cannot even be naked in a room with a mirror. Kitty and Red sit Eric down for a "talk". Kitty thinks it is natural, but Eric should lock the door. Red thinks Eric is an animal and taunts him as the man who seduced himself. Red tells Eric that he should learn to go without, if he cannot get someone to do it for him. Red says that he went dry in Korea for 2.5 years. Kitty worries that some people get really addicted and cannot even hold down a job.
Donna forgives Eric and then realizes that Eric was getting his jollies from Jackie's mom. She gets grossed out again. Eric doesn't know how to deal with Donna and takes Red's advice. Red advises Eric to counterattack and go on the offensive. Eric tells Donna that her celibacy vow is causing this issue. Donna accepts and tells Eric to do it like a normal person, with candles and a shut door and music. Eric realizes Donna is doing it too!! Eric tells the guys that the girls "make an evening" of it. Hyde is confident that Jackie is not doing that, as she wont even go to a self serve gas station.
Kelso refuses to partake in the "circle" in his barracks at the academy with Hyde and Fez. Kelso says that the pot circles are illegal and distract him from his main goal, which is to uphold the law. After he dutifully flushed weed criminal Hyde's contraband stash, the pair treacherously shaves him a Hitler-mustache. When Kelso finds out, he appreciates the good burn implemented on him by his best friends.
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