Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Little Green Men (1995)

Aron Eisenberg: Nog

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• Quark : What's that disgusting smell?

  Nog : I think it's called tobacco. It's a deadly drug. When used frequently, it destroys the internal organs.

  Quark : If it's so deadly, then why do they use it?

  Nog : It's also highly addictive.

  Rom : How do they get their hands on it?

  Nog : They buy it in stores.

  Quark : [stunned]  They buy? If they buy poison they'll buy anything. I think I'm gonna like it here.

• Jake Sisko : You know, aside from playing dom jot and watching the Bajoran transports dock, it seems like we spent most of our time doing nothing.

  Nog : Maybe so. But I can't think of anyone I'd rather do nothing with than you.

• Nog : Father, have you ever heard of the Bell riots?

  Rom : Don't bother me now.

  Nog : But doesn't this Gabriel Bell Human look just like Captain Sisko?

  [He shows Rom a picture of Bell] 

  Quark : All Humans look alike.

• [Rom reveals that he found out about Quark smuggling kemocite] 

  Quark : What tipped you off?

  Rom : When I engaged the impulse engines, I noticed the ship's weight distribution was a little off. So the last time you went to waste extraction, I snuck back to the cargo bay and took a look around.

  Quark : Where did you get to be so smart?

  Rom : I've always been smart, brother; I've just lacked self-confidence. Of course... I could forget everything I saw.

  Quark : How much?

  Rom : Twenty percent of the profits.

  Quark : [to Nog]  I suppose you'll want a cut too?

  Nog : As a Starfleet cadet it's my duty to report any violation of Federation law to my superiors immediately. But then again, I haven't been sworn in yet. I'll take ten percent!

• [Nog has made Wainwright believe that an alien invasion on Earth is about to take place] 

  Nog : [showing on a map]  The first landing parties will arrive here.

  Wainwright : Where?

  Nog : Here, right by this blue blob.

  Wainwright : You mean your people are going to invade... Cleveland?

  Nog : No, not Cleveland. Right here!

  [hits Wainwright in his genitals] 

• [Bashir and O'Brien are giving Nog a goodbye present for his trip to Earth] 

  Nog : A guidebook?

  Chief O'Brien : It's not just a guidebook. It's a completely interactive program detailing Earth's customs, culture, history, geography...

  Doctor Bashir : Everything you ever wanted to know about Earth is right there in that PADD.

  Nog : You mean it'll teach me how to attract Human females?

  Chief O'Brien : Well - almost everything.

• Rom : Maybe we are dead.

  Quark : What're you talking about?

  Rom : Maybe this is the Divine Treasury.

  Quark : Oh, don't be ridiculous, the Divine Treasury is made of pure latinum. Besides, where is the Blessed Exchequer? Where are the Celestial Auctioneers? And why aren't we bidding for our new lives, hmm?

  Rom : You don't think we're in the other place?

  Nog : The Vault of Eternal Destitution?

• Quark : Just remember: under that placid Federation veneer, Humans are still a bunch of violent savages.

  Nog : Maybe. But I like 'em.

• Wainwright : You know doc, I've always wanted to see what a Maritian looked like from the inside.

  [puts a knife at Quarks throat] 

  Nog : Don't you people have laws against this kind of thing?

  Wainwright : Not when it comes to national security.

• Nog : Nurse Garland, I'm having trouble with my ear again. Could you massage it some more?