South Park (TV Series)

Fat Butt and Pancake Head (2003)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Make Your Own Video Clerk, Record Label Employee #1, Ben Affleck, Butters, La Taco Employee

Quotes 

• Jennifer Lopez (Hand) : I'm not who you think I am.

  BHI President : You're not?

  Jennifer Lopez (Hand) : No. It was all a lie. A lie I cannot continue anymore. I am not Hennifer Lopez. I am...

  [Cartman rips off the small wig he had on his left hand, which transforms into a male voice] 

  Mitch Connor : Mitch Connor.

  Mitch Connor : Just your run-of-the-mill con-man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was 15. But I'm tired of running.

  Kyle Broflovski : Oh no, no, no, no, no.

  Mitch Connor : I've been a cheater all my life. And now I've ruined a singer's career, lost a record company millions, and cost this little boy his precious time.

  Kyle Broflovski : [slightly annoyed]  Stop. It.

  Mitch Connor : Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart.

  [Ben Affleck sobs, while Cartman walks to one side of the bridge] 

  Mitch Connor : But it's over now. The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down. I wonder, will I dream?

  [it is now sunset and Cartman's opens his hand and a gust of wind is heard, then his hand is back to normal] 

  Police Officer #2 : Well, looks like Mitch Connor has cashed in his last chips.

• Kyle Broflovski : Cartman! Stop wasting food on your hand! It's just coming out her backside!

  Jennifer Lopez (Hand) : When you eat a taco, it comes out your backside too, chulo!

• [Kyle has been getting annoyed about Cartman's Jennifer Lopez hand] 

  Kyle Broflovski : You're not actually buying this crap, are you?

  Stan Marsh : I don't know, meh, maybe he can't help it.

  Kyle Broflovski : Look, he knows full well what he's doing, and he's just waiting for us to buy into it, and then he'll laugh and point at our faces and say, "Haha, I got you guys to believe me!" "You guys are stupid!"

  Stan Marsh : Dude, do you really he would go through all this just to make us feel dumb?

  Kyle Broflovski : Yes, dude!