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- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenCartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallA class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallRandy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
- DirectorEric StoughStarsJonny GreenwoodRadioheadTrey ParkerCartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneVernon ChatmanTowelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers," becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallStan turns ten and suddenly things change and everything seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDante AlexanderMichael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartAfter Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallStan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the "voice of a generation."
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenButters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallProfessor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen attempting to delete his Facebook profile, Stan is sucked into a virtual Facebook world; Kyle befriends a friendless third-grader, with drastic consequences.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallRandy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardA lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEldridge 'El Hud' HudsonSatan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartCartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsSky JudeMona MarshallTrey ParkerCartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneA gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan to a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallFeeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteers and is shocked to find Cartman helping crack babies at the hospital already. Kyle gets drawn into Cartman's despicable plot, thinking he can also help the crack babies.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelCan Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneHayden BrownMr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartCartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardThe boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartRandy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartThe boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsAdrien BeardDaniel LujánTrey ParkerDuring a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in Mexico where he becomes their new leader, Mantequilla. Suddenly legal and illegal alien Mexicans flood back across the border to Mexico for a better life because of the decline of the U.S. economy. Eric joins the U.S. border patrol and squares off against Butters.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartRandy sees an opportunity for Tegridy Farms in China; Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park and scores a hit, but China interferes.Poor Weenie the Pooh.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartRandy battles home-grown weed; Kyle is placed in a detention camp after Cartman reports him to ICE.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartThe citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhile trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelCartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelCartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo Wii; Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesA drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardButters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardWhen the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallFather Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallAl Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartJimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallButters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneLance HoWhen Stan loses his job as the paperboy, he decides to become the coach of the local Pee Wee Hockey team, just to make some money. Unfortunately, he gets way more than he bargained for.