The Simpsons (TV Series)

Rosebud (1993)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, George Burns, Bill Clinton, Grampa Simpson, Barney the Dinosaur, Barney Gumble, Dave Shutton, Future Man

Quotes 

• [Homer sits down in the middle of the night to eat cheese] 

  Homer : Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American Cheese...

  [begins eating] 

  Homer : ...sixty-four... sixty-three...

  [morning comes, Homer is still eating] 

  Homer : Two... one...

  [Marge walks in] 

  Marge : Have you been up all night eating cheese?

  Homer : I think I'm blind.

  [Mr. Burns and Smithers, who are using suction cups, fall off the kitchen roof in front of Homer and Marge, having spent all night watching Homer] 

  Marge : [gasps] 

  Homer : What...?

  Mr. Burns : Good day to you.

  [he and Smithers quickly leave] 

• Homer : I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.

  Lisa : I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.

• [as the line files into Burns's birthday party, the people passing the guard include Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and then...] 

  Security Guard : [grabs George Bush]  Hey! No one-termers.

  [he shoves Bush out of line] 

  Jimmy Carter : You too, huh? Hey, I know a good yogurt place.

  George H. W. Bush : Get away from me, loser.

• Homer : Well, we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted. Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?

  Marge : It's an ending, that's enough!

• Homer : Here's an impression of Mr. Burn that you might find... a little... cheeky.

  [the crowd gasps as Homer pulls his pants down with a crudely drawn face on his rear end] 

  Homer : I'm Mr. Burns Blah Blah Blah. Do this do that Blah Blah Blah. I think I'm so big Blah Blah Blah.

  Mr. Burns : DESTROY HIM!

• Homer : [preforming comedy at Burns' party]  You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap...

  Mr. Burns : What?

  Homer : I mean, Mr. Burns is so old

  Mr. Burns : HOW DARE YOU!

• Clifford Burns : Oh well. At least we still have his little brother George.

  George Burns : [singing]  Buh-buh-buh. Oh the sunshine's bright on my old Kentucky home. Buh-buh-buh.

  [Ends singing] 

  George Burns : Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man.

• Mr. Burns : [after Homer refused to give up Bobo]  As you can see, Simpson, I've taken all 78 channels and you won't see any of your favorite shows again until you give in!

  Otto : Whoa, that bites.

  Patty Bouvier : Holy crap!

  [Homer gasps] 

  Mr. Burns : What's that you say? You can live without television as long as you have beer?

  Homer : [defiantly]  That's right.

  Mr. Burns : Wrong. All beer trucks heading towards Springfield have been diverted. This town will be as dry as a bone! And if the rest of you beer-swilling tube jockeys out there have a problem with this, talk to Homer Simpson.

  [laughs maniacally; the doorbell rings and Homer answers the door, seeing Barney brandishing a revolver] 

  Barney Gumble : Homer, give him what he wants!

  Homer : Oh, Barney, leave me alone.

  Barney Gumble : Whoops!

  [the gun discharges, breaking a window and causing a woman to scream in horror; as police sirens are heard] 

  Barney Gumble : Uh-oh.