The Simpsons (TV Series)
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (1997)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Homer, you won't believe what has happened. It's a miracle!
Homer Simpson : Oh Marge. I don't want to hear any more about that silver polish.
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Marge Simpson : [reading letter] You'll all get yours in hell you lying, thieving... um... blanking blank-ers - sincerely, Moe
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Bart Simpson : [holding up a present] Hocus pocus! Mucus pucas! My powers of deduction tell me you are getting a hand-made sweater, possibly... yellow.
Lisa Simpson : Mom, make him stop!
Marge Simpson : Bart, put down that yellow sweater.
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Lisa Simpson : This year's tree is just perfect. That old aluminum one was so fake.
Marge Simpson : I couldn't agree more. From now on, it's plastic all the way.
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[Channel 6 News Report; As Homer, Barney & Moe views on TV at Moe's]
Kent Brockman : [Outside the Simpson's house] "Dateline", Kent Brockman. I'm here at the scene of the Christmas burglary, where a creature 'was' staring last night and what he was 'stirring' was, up, trouble.
Kent Brockman : [Interviewing Marge, holding Maggie, aside from Bart & Lisa] Is your husband or lover here, Mam?
Marge Simpson : No. My husband is... at church.
Homer Simpson : [at Moe's] Aww. That's my girl. I love you, Marjorie.
Moe Szyslak : Yeah. She's quite a gal.
Homer Simpson : You, shut up!
Kent Brockman : So, when you realized Christmas was ruined... how did you feel?
Marge Simpson : How do you think I felt?
Kent Brockman : [to Marge] Absolutely devastated.
Kent Brockman : [to audience] "Absolutely devastated", the words of a heartbroken mother.
Kent Brockman : [as he very briefly pats Bart's forehead at one point] There will be no fire truck for little Bart; No sweater for little Lisa; No Cajun sausage for little Homer.
Homer Simpson : [still at Moe's; moans] O-oooo-oooo-oh.
Kent Brockman : [to audience] So, while you're home today, eating your sweet, sweet holiday turkey... I hope you'll all choke, just a little bit.
