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Jerry Seinfeld : Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.
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Jerry Seinfeld : Men are obsessed with cleavage. Women are obsessed with shoes. It's the same for both sexes. It doesn't matter how many times we've seen these things, every time these objects are presented to us, we have to look. We cannot not look. To men, cleavage is like the nearest thing to a nearby UFO landing. That's what it is. Women, if women buy a pair of shoes that they really love, this is like boarding the alien ship. I think it's entirely possible that aliens have landed, and they haven't been able to get our attention, because we're so preoccupied with cleavage and shoes.
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Jerry Seinfeld : The basic problem with the beginning of the relationship, I think, is that each person has their own sexual timetable of what should happen when that the other person knows nothing about. That's why I really think we need some sort of sexual rule book, where it's written down and agreed upon, sexual standard dating procedure. So if there's any problems, you can go, "Look, honey, I'm very sorry, but we've been out three times, and according to Article 7, Section 5, there's got to be some physical contact, as you can see, right there. Otherwise, I will report you to the board, and they can put out a warrant for an embrace."
