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Quotes
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Elaine Benes : Hal sent a mattress to my apartment. The nerve of that guy.
Jerry Seinfeld : Why?
Elaine Benes : He's got a back problem.
Jerry Seinfeld : So you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay?
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Cosmo Kramer : My old one sprung a leak.
Elaine Benes : You have a water bed?
Cosmo Kramer : Sand. It's like sleeping on the beach.
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Hal Kitzmiller : I buy all my furniture at an ergonomics store.
Elaine Benes : Oh, those places have the stupidest names, like Back in Business or Good Vertebrations.
Hal Kitzmiller : Not this one. It's called the Lumbar Yard.