Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Krelboyne Picnic (2000)

Bryan Cranston: Hal

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Quotes 

• Jody : [Jody, Francis' new girlfriend whom he met mere hours ago]  Oh my God, you're Francis' dad? He talks about you *all the time*!

  Hal : Really? You too!

• Dewey : Is Malcolm a robot?

  Hal : [sighs]  No, son. He's just very, very, very, very, very smart.

• Hal : Dewey, what did I tell you about raw meat?

  Dewey : [mouth full of raw meat]  I'm not.

• Hal : [Hal gets up to check on the kids]  You better be naked when I get back.

  Lois : Done.

• Hal : Think they got a beer guy around here?

  Lois : This is a charity event at an elementary school.

  Hal : Hmmm, so I guess I gotta go to a stand?