M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Longjohn Flap (1973)
Joseph V. Perry: The Cook
Quotes
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : I'm reducing you to Corporal.
The Cook : Are you busting me?
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Yes, and with a corresponding reduction in pay, of course.
The Cook : My invalid wife is dependent on my sending her a few dollars every month, sir.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Is this the same wife you had when you poisoned me?
The Cook : Yes, sir.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : As I remember, I couldn't punish you then because your wife had just died.
The Cook : Oh, she got better.