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- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe Swamp's Korean houseboy, Ho-Jon, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. The camp raises money to send Ho-Jon to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse, much to the chagrin of Hot Lips and Burns.
- DirectorMichael O'HerlihyStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter losing vital medical supplies to black marketeers, Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to make a deal to get them back. Henry gets a new antique oak desk.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonTrapper enters the inter-camp boxing tournament.
- DirectorE.W. SwackhamerStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Col. Blake's head to a general to protest the decision.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye is outraged when a visiting sergeant brings his 'moose' to camp - a young Korean woman he has bought to keep as his personal servant.
- DirectorLee PhilipsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe 4077th is chosen as the site for a documentary featuring 'false heroics' about MASH units in Korea. After destroying the film, Hawkeye and Trapper make their own movie as a replacement.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye feigns insanity to prove he needs to take leave.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA wounded cowboy is itching to get back to the states to keep his marriage intact, but his request is denied. Henry becomes the target of a mad bomber.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye finds himself investigating a rash of petty thefts in the camp.
- DirectorTerry BeckerStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter tapping Frank Burns for blood, Hawkeye and Trapper's patient develops complications. They believe Frank has hepatitis and try to keep him operating.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye writes his dad, describing the antics of the 4077th.
- DirectorJames SheldonStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe nurses refuse to date until their lonely colleague Edwina gets a date, so the men draw straws.
- DirectorEarl BellamyStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter Radar gets a "Dear John" letter Hawkeye and Trapper try to help him with a new nurse who's into classical literature and music.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA little white lie about an imaginary officer balloons into an elaborate charade.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper hit it off with a wounded Colonel, but when they discover his combat zeal is costing lives, they conspire to keep him from returning to the front line.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye's childhood buddy drops by, and reveals that he is writing a book about his experiences in the infantry - experiences that may hit a little too close to home.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye is bored and tired, the best time to pen another missive to his father. He describes Klinger's sheer white wedding gown, which does little to hide his white boxer shorts but is better than Hawkeye's naked dining fiasco. There is more fun to be had over Hotlips' recent tiff with Frank; he got drunk on gin and confided that his own brother used to call him Ferret Face. Radar is now a real, honest to goodness mail order graduate. But, Captain Casey, the new boy genius of their surgical team, is not really a doctor; Hawkeye's failure to throw the book at him causes Casey to reassess his career choices: and an R.C. priest named Schwartz is born. Henry conducts the doctors playing and Hotlips singing "My Blue Heaven" but no one is listening. Hotlips is really selling it, but it is hard to get the Army behind any color but olive drab,
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA cold snap has everybody trying to get their hands on Hawkeye's thermal underwear.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe Army-Navy game back home holds everyone's attention (and bet money) until an artillery barrage forces the camp to dispose of an unexploded shell.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye moves out of the Swamp while brooding over a patient gone sour, while Frank rubs salt in the wound after suffering Hawkeye's insults to his surgical ability.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonFrank applies for a transfer out of the 4077, and Hawkeye and Trapper can't resist broadcasting his goodbye to Margaret through the camp P.A. The prospect of gold in the region gives Frank second thoughts.
- DirectorEarl BellamyStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe camp erupts into celebration when they receive word that there's a ceasefire.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA USO troupe entertains the 4077th in between the usual chaos.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry's orders to the 4077th to be on their best behavior when General Clayton sends a psychiatrist to evaluate them meet with mixed results. Will the team be broken up and sent to other units?
- DirectorNorman TokarStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonEvery day for the past six weeks, at 5:00 o'clock p.m. on the nose, a North Korean "washout from Kamikaze school" has let loose a bomb in the general direction of the hospital's sub-ammo dump. Very affectionately known as "Five O'Clock Charlie," the only thing he hits on the nose is the time. Every day, Radar opens book on the day's exploits and takes bets on how close (in yards) Charlie will come to the sub-ammo dump. It is an occasion for cocktails and frivolity at 4077, not unlike the Kentucky Derby... until Frank demands Henry get him a "nug" from Brigadier Gen. Clayton. Capt. Phil Cardozo, the singing dentist, gives the drunken duo a new slant on things. If there is anything that will beat Frank and his nug, it is 4 dozen sheets, 18 gallons of mercurochrome and a little thing called psychology.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonRadar reports on the comedies and tragedies of a typical 4077th week while Majors Houlihan and Burns try to get Cpl. Klinger transferred and Hawkeye falls hard for a nurse.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper discover that a nearby town has been shelled by U.S. forces. When they pursue the issue, the army resists accepting responsibility.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter Hawkeye is kept awake in surgery for 3 days straight he decides to find out who started the war.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA wounded Korean boy captures the hearts of the 4077th especially Trapper who wants to adopt him.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye helps a soon-to-be-discharged enlisted man who wants to marry a Korean girl and take her and their child back to the U.S.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry's on trial on charges that Frank and Margaret brought against him. So that Hawkeye and Trapper can't help Henry, the Majors put them under house arrest.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye pens another letter to his father during a 'typical' day at the 4077th.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe 4077th deals with more than the usual mayhem when a sniper opens fire on the camp.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAll the surgeons except for Hawkeye, and most of the support staff except for Margaret, Radar, and Mulcahey come down with the flu. In this Korea-wide epidemic, they can't even find someone to come in and help with casualties.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper desperately try to acquire an incubator for the camp. Captain Sloan, the Quartermaster, turns them down. A colonel with three incubators won't let them have one, and they cause an uproar at a general's press conference.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonRadar hits a local with a jeep and a GI suffers from battle fatigue while Pierce and McIntyre clash with Frank Burns and the CID all during a poker game disguised as an officer's conference.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA friend's letter causes Margaret to re-evaluate her life in the 4077th and request a transfer.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonIn gratitude for Hawkeye and Trapper saving his son, a general donates an officer's club to the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper work to allow everyone access to the club.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonMarried family man Henry Blake falls in love with 20-year-old ex-cheerleader Nancy Sue Parker, who is less than half his age. Nancy visits Colonel Blake at the camp and comes on to Hawkeye while Henry's in surgery.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter months of waiting, Hawkeye finds that it may take more than a requisition form to get a new pair of boots.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA Korean family claims that the 4077th is set up on their farm and wants the unit to move; a Korean girl names Radar as the father of her child.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAnother day, another complaint to Gen. Mitchell, compliments of Hotlips, Inc. and Henry is tired of their constant abuse. To make matters worse, Private Danny Baker keeps going AWOL. With the help of Fr. Mulcahy, Hawkeye and Trapper get to the bottom of Baker's trouble: his huge nose. Hawkeye calls his old buddy, renowned plastic surgeon, Major Stanley "Stosh" Robbins, (Stuart Margolin) to perform the surgery...in exchange for a date with "The Barracuda." The big problem: all elective surgery is against U.S. military regulations. Hotlips, Inc. are very suspicious. But promises were made and contingency plans laid. Will Baker get a new nose? Will Stosh meet The Barracuda? Dig through all of the white tape to find out!
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe team delivers a baby, handles casualties and operates on Frank Burns' hernia during a power outage while Radar tries to divert friendly mortar fire falling too close to the camp.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen enemy action cuts the supply lines to the 4077th in the middle of a freezing Korean winter, the unit struggles with a shortage of supplies and heating fuel.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA decorated GI confides to Hawkeye that he was beaten by his own unit for being gay but Frank Burns is outraged when he finds out from another source and tries to have the soldier dishonorably discharged.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonMail call yields goodies like photos and cookies (Trapper) and a huge knitted sweater (Hawkeye) but Henry gets only canceled checks. Frank's stock portfolio doubled since the war began but when he tells the guys they are less than thrilled. Margaret takes it as a near proposal of marriage. Klinger's father is dying for the 18th time; his file is full of familial death and pregnancy. Frank finds Hawkeye's letter to his father about Pioneer Aviation so Frank asks Radar to cable his brokers to liquidate and buy Pioneer. Radar has a pen pal named Mary Jo Carpenter; he tells Hawkeye he sent Mary Jo Hawkeye's own photo and other info. Trapper gets ripped and packs to go AWOL. Will Radar 'fess up to Mary Jo? Will Trapper stay? How will Frank enjoy not being a millionaire?
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA helicopter crash introduces the 4077 to Colonel Sam Flagg, the well-built (says Hotlips) paranoid with a broken arm who refuses all painkillers. Colonel Flagg (who can also be identified as Major Brooks, Lt. Carter, Ensign Troy and Capt. Louise Klein) is CIA. Meanwhile, Trapper's friend, Vinny Pratt, also drops in; Vinny is Intelligence (G-2) and he wants to find out what Flagg is doing. Flagg is BIG, so his operation must be crucial. Because of Fr. Mulcahy, Vinny cannot be Capt. Perkins the priest, so he becomes Capt. Stone, the engineer. Vinny Pratt introduces himself to Henry as Major Strauss G-2 and tells Henry to call him Pratt. Flagg tells Hawkeye Flagg is Carter and Stone is really Martinez; so, if Martinez is there, the operation must be really BIG. Flagg is in the CID; he tells people he is CIA because it throws off people who think he is CIC. Then, Flagg re-breaks his own arm so he can continue treating...and spying. The surgeons have had more "intelligence" for one lifetime, Radar cables Tijuana for Flagg: "Mary had a little lamb. Stop. My dog has fleas. Stop. Mairzy doats and dozey doats, and I'll be home for Christmas. Signed: Your loving son, Queen Victoria." Pratt says HE is Mary. The guys bring the spy nonsense to a head by "doctoring" personnel files. Is Frank Burns a Communist, like Flagg believes? Or is he a Fascist, as Pratt suspects? It may be off to the Lubyanka, or some other gulag, for old Ferret Face.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA visiting general, appearing to be more eccentric than the usual army brass and a stickler for regulations, tries to move the camp closer to the front and court martial Hawkeye before they discover that he's completely loony.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper are Tokyo-bound, Frank is jealous; but Trapper wants 3 days without amputating something. Father and Henry bring shopping lists but Radar brings news of more casualties. Thirty-six hours and 473 cases later (an all time record) Henry tells the officers about an unusual radio call Radar took from the Chinese. The Chinese have 9 shot-up GIs they are willing to free...but only if unarmed doctors, a corpsman and a driver travel 50 miles into Chinese territory in one vehicle to retrieve the GIs. All must be totally without weaponry. Margaret and Frank do not trust the offer, but Hawkeye believes it. He knows the Chinese realize the 4077 treats their wounded Chinese well and believes the Chinese are trying to give their GIs a break. Radar is to drive the bus with doctors, Hawkeye and Trapper, and a volunteer corpsman, Klinger. Smelling a commendation, Hotlips urges Frank to volunteer and arms him with all kinds of courage. So, five Americans meet a group of Chinese... but they are armed to the teeth with Russian weaponry. Is this an elaborate hoax or a fool's errand? Or is a group of men doing something decent in the middle of a giant indecency?
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAssigned by Frank Burns as Officer of the Day in Henry's absence, Hawkeye must deal with the daily 4077th chaos and try to thwart sneaky Col. Flagg's plans for his Korean prisoner.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonGeneral Robert "Iron Guts" Kelly arrives for an inspection and dies in Margaret's tent, prompting his aide Colonel Wortman to do damage control and make it look as if Kelly died in combat.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonDrama, pathos and humor combine when heavy casualties result in a long session in the O.R.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonIt is a beautiful Spring day that makes one yearn for a group lobotomy. Trapper grabs a nurse; Radar wants to grab pretty Lt. Simmons and Henry grabs some golf. In the field, nostrils flare as Hotlips and Frank grab each other. A hairy English rose reads Rupert Brooke... and a telegram. She said yes. Hawkeye almost gets grabbed by a disturbed feline fondler, but his new buddy, Gargantuan Marine, Lyle Wesson saves him. And he keeps on saving him. Henry arranges a wireless wedding between Korea and Toledo with Father Mulcahy presiding. The brides wore white. Were Scott and Zelda on the guest list? Will there be dancing and/or twirling? Boy, they sure throw some weird parties, huh? Does the Jr. Swamp Rat finally get slaked?
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonTrapper John's ulcer flares up and could provide grounds for a medical discharge from the Army.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry suspects his wife is having an affair, Hawkeye searches for presidents' faces to try to win a pony and Father Mulcahy officiates at a Jewish Bris with the help of a rabbi on a faraway aircraft carrier.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Henry goes to Tokyo for a conference, Frank outlaws alcoholic beverages, dismantles the still, and enlists Father Mulcahy to present a sermon on the evils of drink. But Frank discovers that drying out the 4077th isn't so easy.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter a run-in with Major Houlihan, Henry is not altogether unhappy when the nurses are evacuated due to a possible enemy attack but soon finds out with rest of the camp just how much the nurses mean to the unit.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter literally being fed up with mess hall food, Hawkeye goes on a desperate quest to order barbecue spare ribs from his favorite restaurant, Adam's Ribs, at Dearborn Station in Chicago.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye records a letter to his Dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier, the loss of a Luxembourg Lieutenant's corpse, and a lieutenant's strong-arm tactics to obtain medical care for a comrade.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAgainst Frank's objections, Hawkeye and Trapper treat a young, shell-shocked GI with hysterical paralysis while Henry searches for a possibly rabid dog that bit Radar.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen the 4077th is invited to share an Easter meal with a Greek unit, tender-hearted Radar comes up with a creative way to save the main course...a lamb!
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhile Radar tries to stop the camp from being shelled by their own artillery, Frank finds a wounded enemy soldier wired to explode, Margaret and Trapper get stuck in a supply shed and Henry and Father Mulcahy get blown up in the latrine.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonTrapper writes a letter to his daughter, Shirley Temple dances, and the 4077th tries to take a mental break from GIs suffering from hypothermia and post-op bleeding by throwing a benefit picnic for the orphanage.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye learns more than just a new surgical technique when a casual conversation in a Tokyo bar with a medical consultant convinces the man to come to the 4077th.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter Hawkeye makes an insulting remark about Margaret, Frank snaps him with a towel and Hawkeye responds with a nicely placed right cross to Frank's eye. Hawkeye is then placed under house arrest and instead of being treated like a criminal, he is treated like a conquering hero for what he did even to the point of getting some very tasty water buffalo steak and having movies shown in the Swamp. In the meantime, Colonel Reese, the woman in charge of all the nurses in Korea, arrives to observe Margaret and her staff and, for some strange reason, becomes attracted to Frank and tries to seduce him. Also, Radar begins acting very strangely, even having the hem in his pants let out three inches.
- DirectorWilliam K. JurgensenStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye, Margaret, and Klinger travel to an aid station at the front, where they end up working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions.
- DirectorLee PhilipsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper try to unite a Korean medic with his family in spite of Frank's interference and find out that a young GI isn't telling the whole truth about his upcoming marriage to a Korean woman.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe camp prepares for a visit from General Douglas MacArthur, but Klinger interrupts the proceedings with his attempts to earn a Section 8 discharge.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA clerical error results in an unexpected payday windfall for Hawkeye and the ire of a zealous payroll clerk.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe attempted theft of penicillin from the 4077th by a group of suspected black marketeers brings Col. Flagg to investigate.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry finds out he's been discharged from the army and everyone at the 4077th prepares to say goodbye to him as he heads home.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye returns from R&R to find out Trapper has been discharged. He rushes to the airport to say goodbye but misses him. But it gives him an opportunity to welcome Trapper's replacement, B.J., to Korea.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganCol. Sherman T. Potter assumes command of the 4077th.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganIt's a bitterly cold night, and Hawkeye and B.J. are stuck with the overnight shift and a roomful of unruly patients. In the meantime, Margaret tells Frank that she keeps all his love letters--so he ransacks her tent to get them back.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganDue to a clerical error, Hawkeye has been declared dead. He goes crazy wondering how his dad is taking the news but the phone lines are tied up due to Eisenhower's impending visit.
- DirectorWilliam K. JurgensenStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye and B.J. agree to help a colleague trying to start a Korean restaurant when he gets home. But Frank refuses to cooperate--until he is involved in an ridiculous tank accident.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganAfter their bus breaks down in the middle of nowhere on the way back from a medical convention, Hawkeye, B.J., Colonel Potter, Frank and Radar find themselves stranded.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganColonel Potter writes his anniversary letter to his wife. Meanwhile, Frank and Margaret try to find the perfect anniversary gift, only to be outdone by Radar.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe 4077th takes in Nurse Cratty's Korean orphans during a shelling attack, including a pregnant girl with a bullet wound. But Frank accuses one of the orphans of stealing his newly (and dubiously) awarded Purple Heart.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe latest group of casualties includes a bomber pilot who claims he's Jesus Christ. Frank and Margaret think he's faking battle fatigue in order to get a discharge, and they bring in Colonel Flagg to help expose him.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganB.J. writes a letter home to his wife, and Father Mulcahy gets a visit from one of his rigid superiors.
- DirectorJohn ErmanStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye saves the life of a colonel who wants him reprimanded for disrespect. B.J. tries to save the marriage of a friend who found out his wife is cheating on him, and Frank is paranoid that all Koreans are hiding or burying bombs.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe 4077th introduces a "soldier of the month" award, which includes a week of R&R in Tokyo, and Klinger and Radar go all out to win the honor. Frank is supposed to choose the winner, but he contracts a rare fever.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA vintage revolver is stolen from the camp's gun locker and Radar is accused as the thief.
- DirectorGeorge TyneStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganColonel Potter finds out that he's about to become a grandfather, and Major Burns learns that his wife knows about his affair with Margaret--and wants a divorce.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhat seems to be a simple request to get tomato juice for Colonel Potter becomes a ridiculous, complicated ordeal when Major Burns asks for something in return.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganRadar's letter home recounts the latest round of foot inspections, and how Colonel Potter's wife's premonition of bad luck comes to fruition.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye and B.J. place a toe tag on a passed-out Frank as part of a drunken practical joke. But the joke backfires on them when he is accidentally shipped out to the front lines.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye Pierce, going solo, has an accident with a Jeep, and is rescued by a South Korean family. To prevent himself from succumbing to a concussion, Hawkeye begins talking endlessly to the family, who can't understand a word he's saying.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye has impotency problems, Frank auctions off the 4077th's garbage, and Radar becomes distraught after a patient he has taken special interest in dies.
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye is court martialed for mutiny under Frank Burns' command.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA chopper pilot with diabetes dead set on bringing in the most wounded from the front to be the 'Chopper Pilot of the Year' continues flying against the docs' orders.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA nurse that Hawkeye used to live with and never got over arrives at the 4077th. And Hawkeye's heartbreak is only intensified when he learns that she is now married.
- DirectorWilliam K. JurgensenStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe Chinese Army joins the war, killing any hopes the 4077th has about a speedy resolution and homecoming.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWar Correspondent Clete Roberts interviews the members of the 4077.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a rumor for a camp relocation turns out to be real, Hawkeye, Margaret and Radar volunteer to stay behind for a patient who cannot be moved.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganMargaret's sudden engagement comes as a surprise to everyone, but Frank predictably takes it the hardest.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye is temporarily blinded while trying to fix the nurses' furnace, and Frank finds a sure-fire way to win bets on baseball games.
- DirectorAlan RafkinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganTo settle a poker debt, an officer forges promotion papers for Radar to become a Lieutenant.