"M*A*S*H" The Army-Navy Game (TV Episode 1973) - Wayne Rogers as Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre

Lt. Col. Henry Blake : [reading a set of instructions] And carefully cut the wires leading to the clockwork fuse at the head.

[Trapper cuts the wires]

Lt. Col. Henry Blake : But first, remove the fuse.

[pause. Everyone exchanges panicked looks. Trapper listens to the bomb with a stethoscope]

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Psst. Psst.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You spring a leak?

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : It stopped ticking.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Let's get the hell outta here. We've only got two minutes... maybe.
Soldier : [wakes seeing Klinger standing over his bed] Doc?

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Yeah?

Soldier : How come the nurse needs a shave?
Capt. 'Ugly John' Black : [Hawkeye, Trapper, and Ugly John are playing poker] I'll open for two blues.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Wait a minute. The blues are worth $5,000 or $10,000?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : For the last time, the whites are worth $5,000, the blues are worth $10,000, the reds are worth $25,000. A whole stack is worth a million, and at the end of the game, we'll settle for half.

[Hawkeye and Trapper bid]

Capt. 'Ugly John' Black : I'll call.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : By the way, what happens if the bomb doesn't go off?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Then the whites are worth 25 cents, the blues are worth 50 cents, and the reds are worth a dollar.

Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre