M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Army-Navy Game (1973)

Alan Manson: Colonel Hersh

Quotes 

• Colonel Hersh : [about an unexploded bomb at the 4077]  Do you have any stethoscopes around?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : We're a medical unit!

• Colonel Hersh : It's not a Russian bomb, Chinese, Polish, Czech, doesn't even belong to the United States Army.

  Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Then what do we do?

  Colonel Hersh : Try calling the Navy.

  Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Well, why would the Navy drop a bomb on us?

  Colonel Hersh : Because we're beating 'em 14 to nothing.