M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Pressure Points (1982)

David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester

Quotes 

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : You cut onions with my Swiss Army Knife?

  Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : No, a Swiss Army officer did it.

• Maj. Sidney Freedman : Major, I've never seen you in your summer uniform.

  Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : This is the real me

  Maj. Sidney Freedman : Sorry to hear that.

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [Charles is cooking in the Swamp]  Do you smell something, Hawk?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Yeah, and not the usual ambient stench.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Onions.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : And sardines. Charles!

  Maj. Charles Winchester : Hiya.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I hate the taste of sardines, and they taste better than they smell.

  Maj. Charles Winchester : Well, I never consult you in matters of taste, because you have none.