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Major Franklin Marion Burns : [giddy] My investments are beginning to pay off. Before long, my ship will be coming in to Easy Street.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Mrs. Frank Burns.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [panicked] Where?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I was just trying it out for size.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Beg your pardon?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Well you always said, Frank, if ever you were rich enough, you'd think about getting a divorce.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Now, hold it. Just a minute, fella. Nobody said I was rich. I said I was doing well.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : What's the difference between rich and well, Frank?
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Well... well is okay, but to be rich, you've got to be a lot weller than only well. I mean no matter how swell well is.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Frank? Frank, you're double-talking. I can always tell. Your upper lip disappears.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I sent away for these sheer hose and these spiked heels just to make myself more attractive to you.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : You didn't have to do that. I'd find you attractive if you were naked.
