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[Klinger reads Henry a letter from his mom that says his dad's dying]
Henry Blake : The father dying, right?
Klinger : Yes, sir.
Henry Blake : [takes out a stack of papers and reads them] Father dying last year. Mother dying last year. Mother AND father dying. Mother, father, and older sister dying. Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: Half of the family dying, other half pregnant.
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Klinger : Sir, I have to confess: I'm a Communist. An atheistic, Marxist, card-carrying...
Henry Blake : Bolshevik.
Klinger : No, honest.
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[after Klinger tries once again to get out of the Army]
Henry Blake : Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Klinger : Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army.
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Henry Blake : Regimental headquarters, For Your Eyes Only, Top Secret. Is it?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : I didn't think so.
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Klinger : Sir, I have to confess. I'm a communist. An atheistic Marxist card-carrying uh...
Henry Blake : Bolshevik.
Klinger : No, honest!
Henry Blake : You are not.
Klinger : I am too, you imperialist dog.
