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Trapper : [In letter] At first I thought it was the war, and this stinking place that made me... well... love him, I guess. But now I know it's more than that. The reasons aren't important. We think his parents are dead. Henry Blake wants to send him to an orphanage, and I hate the idea so much, I can't stand it.
Hawkeye : [reading letter] "I want us to adopt him, honey. He'd be the son we never had. I know the girls would be out of their little minds to have a brother. This is a decision we both have to make. Think about it carefully. You know my feelings, now it's really in your hands." That's beautiful.
Trapper : Okay, it's beautiful. But is it a mistake?
Hawkeye : How can you make a mistake giving a kid his life? You're all daddy.
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Hey, guys. Uh, Kim got off all right and, uh, Sister Theresa says that he's gonna come back for a visit.
Hawkeye : Oh, that's nice.
Trapper : Very nice.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Uh, sir, are you still interested in adopting a son? I've been doing some researching... There's a little boy down in, um, Bong...
Trapper : Got anything about five foot five?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Well, no he's, uh...
Hawkeye : Wears dirty eyeglasses?
Trapper : Never shaves?
Hawkeye : A two-striper?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Ahem. Well, I am a little old but, uh, we could try it for a week.
Hawkeye : Sit down, and your father and I will tell you what we did to have you.
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Trapper : Frank, how would you like your lip to donate a pint of blood?
