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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Uh-oh. Uh, we may have a little problem here, folks. My head is bleeding. I'm sweating. My pulse feels like it's playing "The Minute Waltz."
[Sees his reflection in a mirror]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Oh. Look at him. And I thought *I* was in trouble.