M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Comrades in Arms: Part 2 (1977)

David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester

Quotes 

• Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Outside of one moment of glory in the operating tent, the whole trip was for them one gargantuan disaster.

  [pause] 

  Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : What are you smiling at?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'm not smiling.

  [to BJ] 

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What are you smiling at?

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Who's smiling? I'm not smiling.

  Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [to Col. Potter]  What are you smiling at?

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : This isn't smiling. I'm serious.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : All right, let's cut out the smiling.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Who's smiling?

  [smiling] 

  Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Alright, alright. I'll go, I'll do it. But when I come back, there better not be any smiling.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce , Capt. B.J. Hunnicut , Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan , Col. Sherman T. Potter : Who's smiling?