M*A*S*H (TV Series)
A War for All Seasons (1980)
William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy
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Quotes
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : In a few minutes we're going to be decobbing corn, thanks to you and your khaki thumb.
Father Mulcahy : Don't I know it. All week I've been dreaming of getting butter on my cheeks, juice on my shirt, and a niblet wedged between two molars.
[walks up to the table]
Father Mulcahy : Where is the corn?
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : You're looking at it. The mushy stuff.
Father Mulcahy : You... You creamed it!
[on the verge of tears]
Father Mulcahy : You... you ninny!
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : [everybody yells at Igor] I was just trying to be helpful. Next Fourth of July you can eat it on the cob for all I care.
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Father Mulcahy : Kill the ump! God rest his soul.