Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Soul Mates (1996)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

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Quotes 

• Superman : Hello wife.

  Lois Lane : Hello husband. I still can't believe it we're actually married. Feels like a dream. It's not, is it? I mean I don't mean to be silly but considering our history together...

  Superman : [Interrupts her with a kiss]  Does that feel like a dream?

  Lois Lane : ...come true.

  Superman : To be continued... .in Hawaii. Are you ready?

  Lois Lane : Ready... Oh, I'm missing a bag, I must have left it at home, do you mind?

  [makes a flying motion with her hand] 

  Superman : Honey, something tells me we are not going to need a lot of clothes on our honeymoon.

  Lois Lane : No but this bag has that black teddy you bought me...

  [Superman flys out and back in] 

  Lois Lane : ... in it.

  Superman : [Holds it up]  This bag?

  Lois Lane : I hope you don't do everything that fast.

  Superman : There's one way to find out.

  [Picks up Lois and carries her to the bed] 

  Lois Lane : What about Hawaii?

  Superman : Hawaii can wait. We have been through so much just to get to this moment.

  [Kisses Lois again] 

• Loisette : Did you ever wonder if our relationship was jinxed, Clark? Not just here, but everywhere.

  Sir Charles : What do you mean?

  Loisette : I mean jinxed--like it's not meant to be. I mean, just look at everything we've had to overcome.

  Sir Charles : Lois...

  Loisette : Clark, I'm serious. Maybe we're missing the obvious here. Maybe it's time we stopped pretending and started looking at the writing on the wall. It just seems like every time we turn around, every time we try and take the next stop, something is in our way trying to keep us from getting there.

  Sir Charles : When you add it up like that, it's a lot. Maybe that's the point... Maybe what this really is is a test--to see how badly we want to be together. Maybe it's up to us to decide if it's meant to be.

  Loisette : What do you think?

  Sir Charles : I think there's a very good reason why we're soul mates.

  [holds her arms gently kissing her] 

• H.G. Wells : [clears throat]  Forgive me for interrupting.

  Loisette : Are you kidding? We could set our clocks by it.

  H.G. Wells : Yes, yes. Quite right. So sorry, but time is of the essence, and I think I have an idea. What would you think if we found a way to have the Fox duel Baron Tempos himself and lose to him.

  Loisette : It might keep the curse from ever being cast, I guess.

  H.G. Wells : And you could return to your honeymoon.

  Sir Charles : But that would leave the Fox to spend the rest of his life at the mercy of Baron Tempos.

  H.G. Wells : Isn't that preferable to the alternative--him having to endure the first of a never-ending string of tragedies?

  Sir Charles : What about Lady Loisette? We can't just let her be stuck with the baron.

  Loisette : Well, if I know her, and I think I do, she can handle him.

  Sir Charles : Lois, I...

  Loisette : Clark... I wanna go home now. I wanna turn on some soft music and open that champagne, and finish what we started in the 20th century. Foreplay is great, but this is ridiculous.

  Sir Charles : [sighs, turning to Wells]  I'll need my green tights.

• H.G. Wells : The bad news is that unless you go back to the time of the curse and stop it from being cast, tragedy will strike you down in every lifetime, every time you... consummate. Usually it's very painful.

  Clark Kent : Do we even have a choice?

  H.G. Wells : Abstinence.

  Lois Lane : No way!

  Clark Kent : No, no, not a chance.

• Clark Kent : [Clark walks out shirtless and Lois stops mid-sentence and stares]  What? It's the pants isn't it, they're too tight.

  Lois Lane : No, no they're uh... perfect. I just never get over how well defined you are.

• Lois Lane : Do you know what I was thinking?

  Clark Kent : That we need to get back to our honeymoon ASAP.

  Lois Lane : That's what I was thinking.

  [Kisses Clark] 

• Lois Lane : [Clark has just rescued "Lulu" from Tempus]  Oh, my hero.

  Clark Kent : Pretty romantic, huh?

  Lois Lane : Very

  [They passionately kiss] 

• Lois Lane : [Clark once again carries Lois to the bed]  Hello husband.

  Clark Kent : Hello wife.

  Lois Lane : Now that's what I call getting carried over the threshold.

  Clark Kent : You ain't seen nothing yet

  [Kisses Lois] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, wow, I'm beat.

  Clark Kent : You're kidding. Honey please tell me you're kidding?

  Lois Lane : Don't move.

  [Gets up, grabs a bag and runs out of the room] 

  Clark Kent : [Gets the bed ready, lights candles and pours champagne]  You know, I know this is our first time and everything and I really want everything to be perfect. But if you had your heart set on Hawaii I'd really understand.

  Lois Lane : [Comes out wearing lingerie]  You were saying...?

  Clark Kent : [Spins into his boxers and an open shirt while holding the glasses of champagne]  Didn't spill a drop.

  Lois Lane : [Takes the champagne glasses and sets them aside]  I don't want anything to cloud this moment.

  [Takes Clark's shirt off] 

  Clark Kent : [Laying down on the bed with Lois]  The moment you were destined for.

  Lois Lane : That's what makes it so special.

  [They passionately kiss] 

  Lois Lane : I love you Clark Kent.

  Clark Kent : I love you, Lois Lane.

  [They continue passionately kissing] 

• H.G. Wells : Oh dear...

  [checks newspaper] 

  H.G. Wells : I'm afraid something has gone terribly wrong.

  Lois Lane : Tempus a king? We don't even have kings...

  Clark Kent : Plus, he is supposed to be in prison.

  [turns to Wells] 

  Clark Kent : What is going on?

  H.G. Wells : [quietly]  I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

  Clark Kent : You said if we reversed the curse, we'd be able to consummate our marriage. Well, we reversed it, didn't we?

  H.G. Wells : By changing history, yes.

  Lois Lane : We didn't have a choice--that was the only way to stop the curse.

  H.G. Wells : History is held in delicate balance with infinite consequences to even the most remote or seemingly insignificant change. So it's quite possible too that by allowing Baron Tempus to defeat the Fox, we unwittingly allowed evil to defeat good in a time and place not done so before. See, that over time could very well have shifted the balance of power in favor of evil.

  Clark Kent : Which would explain why Tempus is now a king.

  H.G. Wells : Yea, I'm afraid so, quite.

  Lois Lane : Can't we just have a honeymoon like a normal couple--was that too much to ask for?

  Clark Kent : Alright, well we obviously can't leave things the way they are so, what do we do?

  H.G. Wells : We must go back and defeat Tempus this time. We must shift the power back to good.

  Lois Lane : But won't that trigger the curse again?

  H.G. Wells : No, not--not if we travel back to a more recent incarnation of yours, you see, to a time when curses didn't exist.

  Lois Lane : You mean a different lifetime?

  H.G. Wells : Yes, yes, as a matter of fact that's precisely what I mean.

  Lois Lane : Just another day in the life of Lois & Clark.