Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
The First Cut Is the Deepest (2005)
Chandra Wilson: Dr. Miranda Bailey
Quotes
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Dr. Cristina Yang : [during surgery on the rapist who had his penis bitten off by the girl he tried to raped] Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Oh, too bad.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Shame.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Let's all take a moment to grieve. Clamp.
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Dr. Miranda Bailey : Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiny. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered, and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary-Freaking-Poppins!
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Dr. Preston Burke : Do you think I'm too confident?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : No.
Dr. Preston Burke : Don't lie.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : You are my boss.
Dr. Preston Burke : All right, then. Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : I think you're cocky, arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a God complex. You never think about anybody but your damn self.
Dr. Preston Burke : But...
Dr. Miranda Bailey : I have 22 more seconds. I'm not done.
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Dr. Miranda Bailey : An intern was reassigned, so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.
Dr. Alex Karev : Alex Karev. Nice to meet you.
Dr. Cristina Yang : The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
Dr. Alex Karev : And you're the pushy, overbearing, kiss-ass. I hate you, too.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Oh, this should be fun then.