Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)

The First Cut Is the Deepest (2005)

Sandra Oh: Dr. Cristina Yang

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• Dr. Cristina Yang : [during surgery on the rapist who had his penis bitten off by the girl he tried to raped]  Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Oh, too bad.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Shame.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Let's all take a moment to grieve. Clamp.

• Dr. Cristina Yang : What are you doing?

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Oh, you know, just sitting here with my penis.

• Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : I wouldn't have called you but I can't get hold of a translator. Can you just ask her what's wrong?

  Dr. Cristina Yang : No.

  Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : Why not?

  Dr. Cristina Yang : I grew up in Beverly Hills. The only Chinese I know is from a Mr. Chow's menu. Besides, I'm Korean.

• Dr. George O'Malley : Then why didn't you tell me that when I was going on and on about how great it was gonna be?

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Because you're George... and I'm Cristina.

• Dr. Meredith Grey : [at newborn nursery watching babies; reluctantly]  Okay, fine. George and Izzie, you can move into the house...

  Dr. George O'Malley : Oh, yes! Yes!

  Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : I can't believe she caved!

  Dr. George O'Malley : [touches Meredith's shoulder]  Thank you!

  Dr. Meredith Grey : [turns to Cristina]  I can't believe I caved...

  Dr. Cristina Yang : I blame the babies. They make you toxic.

• Dr. Alex Karev : [whining]  My head hurts!

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Maybe it's a tumor...

  Dr. Alex Karev : Yea, you wish I had a tumor.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Look, I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in.

• Dr. Cristina Yang : So that's what you do? Kiss McDreamy on your bad days?

• Dr. George O'Malley : Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing?

  [in order, George, Izzie, Christina, and Meredith raise their hands] 

  Dr. George O'Malley : I mean, are we supposed to learning something? Because I don't feel like I'm learning anything.

  Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : Except how not to sleep.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : You know, it's like there's a wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons, and we're over here being...

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Suturing, code-running, lab-delivering, penis-minders.

  Dr. Alex Karev : I hate being an intern.

• Dr. Miranda Bailey : An intern was reassigned, so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.

  Dr. Alex Karev : Alex Karev. Nice to meet you.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.

  Dr. Alex Karev : And you're the pushy, overbearing, kiss-ass. I hate you, too.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Oh, this should be fun then.

• Dr. Cristina Yang : I need a drink, a man, or a massage... or a drunken massage from a man.

• Dr. Meredith Grey : I kissed Derek

  Dr. Cristina Yang : You kissed Derek?

  Dr. Meredith Grey : In the elevator.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Why'd you kiss him in the elevator?

  Dr. Meredith Grey : I was having a bad day. I am having a bad day.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : This is what you do on your bad days, make out with Dr. McDreamy?

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Well, you know that and carrying around a penis just makes everything seem so shiny and happy

• Dr. Cristina Yang : Don't people get sick anymore?

  Dr. Alex Karev : I mean, how are we supposed to get any O.R. time if everyone's gonna live?