Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Fundamental Things Apply (2003)

Kelly Bishop: Emily Gilmore

Quotes 

• Emily : I just found out Sookie's pregnant.

  Lorelai : Uh huh. Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it.

• Emily : I am reduced to calling you and asking are you coming?

  Lorelai : Uh-hu.

  Emily : Is that "uh-hu, yes I'm coming" or "uh-hu, I was reading while you were talking"?

  Lorelai : [throwing things at Luke]  Tell you what, Mom. Plan on me coming, and if I don't then it'll just be more for everyone else.

  Emily : Lorelai, you know very well our dinners do not work like that. There is careful planning and shopping and preperation that goes into every meal no matter how boring or simple it may seem to you.

  Lorelai : Mom...

  [throws half a burger at Luke] 

  Luke : Hey, what...

  [Lorelai smiles] 

  Luke : Get off that phone!

  Lorelai : Oh, shoot, Mom. There's no cell phones in here. I'll call you back later. Bye.

  [hangs up/to Luke] 

  Lorelai : And when I need you. Nowhere.

  Luke : [in shock] 

• Emily : You're in Yale, not Amsterdam. How you conduct yourself socially is as important as how you conduct yourself academically.

  Rory Gilmore : I promise it was very proper.

  Lorelai : Yes Mom, she had a nice Tiffany lampshade over her red light.