Frasier (TV Series)

The Focus Group (1996)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : [Niles and Daphne fight and make up]  Niles, what was that all about?

  Niles : I'm not sure, but oh, MOMMA, it was glorious! Blood pounding, sarcastic zingers flying!

  Frasier : Are you saying you enjoyed fighting with Daphne?

  Niles : Every exhilerating moment was pure unbridled passion! I think I still have some of her spittle on my forehead! Oh why did Dad ever tell us not to fight with girls? It's wonderful!

• Frasier : You would have sulked too, if you'd read in the paper, "Mr. Crane's attempts to gyrate his hips as Conrad, the teen idol in 'Bye-Bye, Birdie,' made this reviewer say, 'Bye-bye, breakfast!'"

  Niles : That review was a mash note compared to my first draft.

• Niles : How he could notice a fleck of foie gras on a Jackson Pollock is beyond me.

• Niles : Oh my god. Frasier set his news stand on fire.

  Martin Crane : [in an unsurprised tone]  Uh huh.