Frasier (TV Series)
Beloved Infidel (1993)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : I just realized if Dad's eating here, this can't be a very good restaurant.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : No, Niles, we are not calling Aunt Vivian.
Dr. Niles Crane : Why? Are you scared you'll find out something you don't want to know?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes. That she knows where I live and she still drives.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : "How am I doing?" How are you doing, Niles? Doesn't it bother you that your father cheated on my mother?
Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, your loyalties are seeping through, and I might point out that I got Mom's small features while you got Dad's chunky thighs.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Now... we've got a free evening. This sounds like the perfect opportunity for a couple of guys on the loose to, ah... hit a sports bar, have a couple of brewskis, maybe take in a game or two.
Dr. Niles Crane : Right. What shall we do?
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, that's right. That was the same period where you insisted on wearing the wax earplugs and the slumber mask.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I had to, what with you underneath the covers with a flashlight looking at the National Geographic.
Dr. Niles Crane : I was looking at the maps!
Dr. Frasier Crane : That's what makes it so scary.
