Frasier (TV Series)

Beloved Infidel (1993)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : You met him on a bus, didn't you?

  Roz Doyle : No, actually we shared a cab... alright, he was driving it.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : No, Niles, we are not calling Aunt Vivian.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Why? Are you scared you'll find out something you don't want to know?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes. That she knows where I live and she still drives.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : "How am I doing?" How are you doing, Niles? Doesn't it bother you that your father cheated on my mother?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, your loyalties are seeping through, and I might point out that I got Mom's small features while you got Dad's chunky thighs.

• Daphne : Have you ever thought about growing a moustache?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, I don't think it would suit me.

  Daphne : Oh, yes it does.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You've never seen me with one.

  Daphne : Actually, I have. There's a billboard for your show down on 16th Street. Some kids went at you with a can of spray paint.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Now... we've got a free evening. This sounds like the perfect opportunity for a couple of guys on the loose to, ah... hit a sports bar, have a couple of brewskis, maybe take in a game or two.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Right. What shall we do?

• Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, that's right. That was the same period where you insisted on wearing the wax earplugs and the slumber mask.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I had to, what with you underneath the covers with a flashlight looking at the National Geographic.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I was looking at the maps!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That's what makes it so scary.

• Roz Doyle : I've got a date tonight.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Why are you only wearing one heel? Did you break it off?

  Roz Doyle : No, I'm dating a sea-captain with a peg leg and this makes it easier when we dance.

• Martin Crane : Lilith had an affair?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : The most painful and humiliating experience of my entire life. I'm sure you felt the same way.

  Martin Crane : Well, I hadn't thought about it for quite some time, but thanks for reminding me.

• Martin Crane : So who was the bozo in your case?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, God. A Frenchman who lived in a self-contained underground eco pod.

  Martin Crane : Well, that still sounds better than a urologist with a bad comb-over.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You know Dad, ever since you moved in we've been trying to find something that we have in common. I think we've finally found it.

  Martin Crane : Yeah... wish it was a birthmark.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : So do I.

• Marion Lawlor : Anyway, just tell your father I stopped by. I felt so silly crying in front of him the other night. I've been a little overemotional since Dan died.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

  Marion Lawlor : Well, you never know how hard that's going to hit you. Oh, look who I'm telling this to, the famous radio psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane. I remember you when you used to run around in your undies with your pail and shovel.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, well I rarely get to the shore anymore.