Denny Dillon: Toby Pedalbee

Quotes 

• Toby Pedalbee : [Judith and Martin are discussing what to do about the joint found in their son Jeremy's bedroom, when Toby bursts in]  'Scuse me, I couldn't help but overhear.

  Martin Tupper : Maybe that's because you were listening on the intercom.

  Toby Pedalbee : Right, so I couldn't help but overhear. You want my advice? Buy the kid a pony... My friend Mary Elizabeth always wanted a pony, but her parents wouldn't spring for one. By the time she was sixteen, she was smokin' so much dope, Panama named a highway after her. They caught her in a hot Maserati, sent her up for a couple-a years. Now she's got a file with the FBI, and a tattoo on her butt that says, "Marge".