Brian Benben: Martin Tupper

Quotes 

• Eddie Charles : Beef with Broccoli.

  Martin Tupper : Ah... Kung Pao Chicken. Ah... Garlic Shrimp...

  Eddie Charles : Beef with Broccoli. Beef with Broccoli! BEEF WITH BROCCOLI!

  Martin Tupper : Three Beef with Broccoli.

  Eddie Charles : ...and appetizers... Get appetizers!

  Martin Tupper : ...And egg rolls... Two orders... Four orders!... and ah... extra mustard.

• Toby Pedalbee : [Judith and Martin are discussing what to do about the joint found in their son Jeremy's bedroom, when Toby bursts in]  'Scuse me, I couldn't help but overhear.

  Martin Tupper : Maybe that's because you were listening on the intercom.

  Toby Pedalbee : Right, so I couldn't help but overhear. You want my advice? Buy the kid a pony... My friend Mary Elizabeth always wanted a pony, but her parents wouldn't spring for one. By the time she was sixteen, she was smokin' so much dope, Panama named a highway after her. They caught her in a hot Maserati, sent her up for a couple-a years. Now she's got a file with the FBI, and a tattoo on her butt that says, "Marge".

• Martin Tupper : [Jeremy comes by unexpectedly and Martin and Eddie try to hide evidence that they've been smoking pot]  I thought you were staying at Franklin's.

  Eddie Charles : Oh, I am. I just came up to pick up my GameBoy... Smells funny in here.

  Martin Tupper , Eddie Charles : No, no, I don't smell anything, no...

  Jeremy Tupper : Yeah, yeah. It smells like... school.