Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Hey honey, where've you been?
Greg Montgomery: Me and the guys flew to Tahoe and sailed a canoe backwards down a mountain.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Good for you!
Greg Montgomery: How about you?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: We put your mom in a black wig and took her down to the Navy base to party with a bunch of drunk sailors.
Greg Montgomery: Good for her. What are you watching?
Jane: Two man luge.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: It doesn't look that hard.
Jane: We could do that.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: We could definitely do that.
Greg Montgomery: Let me give you some pointers. The shuttle to Tahoe leaves on the hour, drink heavily, face forward and no matter what you may think, a canoe is not just as good.