Dharma & Greg (TV Series)

The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998 Winter Olympics (1998)

Jenna Elfman: Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery

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Quotes 

• Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Hey honey, where've you been?

  Greg Montgomery : Me and the guys flew to Tahoe and sailed a canoe backwards down a mountain.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Good for you!

  Greg Montgomery : How about you?

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : We put your mom in a black wig and took her down to the Navy base to party with a bunch of drunk sailors.

  Greg Montgomery : Good for her. What are you watching?

  Jane : Two man luge.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : It doesn't look that hard.

  Jane : We could do that.

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : We could definitely do that.

  Greg Montgomery : Let me give you some pointers. The shuttle to Tahoe leaves on the hour, drink heavily, face forward and no matter what you may think, a canoe is not just as good.

• Kitty Montgomery : He said I looked 38!

  [screams] 

  Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Good for you, Kitty!

  Kitty Montgomery : Ahhhh, with a nip and a tuck I could look 28!