Corner Gas (TV Series)
Whataphobia (2004)
Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo
Quotes
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Hank Yarbo : I'm like Wanda: I don't have any fears.
Brent Leroy : What about bees?
Hank Yarbo : I don't have any bees either.
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Davis Quinton : Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.
Wanda Dollard : That and opposable thumbs.
[beat]
Wanda Dollard : And pants.
Hank Yarbo : Roller-blading.
Wanda Dollard : Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
Karen Pelly : We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.
Hank Yarbo : Well, if you don't count dragons.
Wanda Dollard : [Awkward pause] Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals.
Davis Quinton : [dryly] You had me at pants.
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Lacey Burrows : I'm afraid of balloons.
Hank Yarbo : Afraid of balloons?
Lacey Burrows : Uh-huh.
Hank Yarbo : Wha... whoever heard of that?
Brent Leroy : Wanda?
Wanda Dollard : It's called globophobia. The persistent, irrational fear of balloons. It's more common than you'd think.
Brent Leroy : It'd have to be.