- Lacey Burrows: Well Hank, fears are irrational. They don't have to make sense. Don't you guys have any?
- Brent Leroy: Fears? Not really. I mean just the standard stuff. You know: pirates, vampires, Sasquatch, intimacy, commitment.
- Lacey Burrows: [to Wanda] What about you?
- Wanda Dollard: None come to mind.
- [Thinks for a moment]
- Wanda Dollard: Being intimate WITH a Sasquatch.
- Brent Leroy: [about Lacey's globophobia] The point is it's nothing to be ashamed of.
- Lacey Burrows: [smiling] Do you really believe that?
- Brent Leroy: Not for a second.
- Brent Leroy: Oh, hey, Mum. Davis? What's up?
- Emma Leroy: After Oscar's rampage, I went down to Stan's to apologize and...
- Davis Quinton: She punched him out.
- Emma Leroy: He was being a jackass!
- Brent Leroy: [to Hank] I realised at that moment you were either not allergic to bees or an idiot. I later replaced 'or' with 'and'.
- Davis Quinton: So you see, everyone on Earth could be descendants of the last Battlestar.
- Lacey Burrows: I didn't see where that was going. Now that you've explained it, I see it goes nowhere.
- Brent Leroy: [eating some food that Oscar has actually cooked] Hmm. It's, um, it's, er, what's the word I'm looking for?
- Wanda Dollard: [with a mouthful of food] Repellent?
- Brent Leroy: Yeah, it tastes like bug repellent.
- Karen Pelly: Listen, Oscar, I would prefer it if you didn't tell anyone I was cooking for you.
- Oscar Leroy: Done.
- Karen Pelly: Don't you wanna know why?
- Oscar Leroy: Does it seem like I wanna know why?
- Karen Pelly: I read an article that said career women shouldn't exhibit traditional woman skills, like cooking. Because it can undermine our status and we could lose the respect of our male colleagues.
- Oscar Leroy: [chuckles] Whatever you say, Toots.
- Emma Leroy: You gotta stop with this revenge.
- Oscar Leroy: This is not about revenge, this is about getting even!
- Karen Pelly: [over the police radio] Davis? Come in, Davis.
- Davis Quinton: Go ahead, Karen.
- Karen Pelly: We got a 10-19 in progress.
- Davis Quinton: Trouble at the Mini Putt?
- Hank Yarbo: I'm like Wanda: I don't have any fears.
- Brent Leroy: What about bees?
- Hank Yarbo: I don't have any bees either.
- Davis Quinton: Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.
- Wanda Dollard: That and opposable thumbs.
- [beat]
- Wanda Dollard: And pants.
- Hank Yarbo: Roller-blading.
- Wanda Dollard: Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
- Karen Pelly: We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.
- Hank Yarbo: Well, if you don't count dragons.
- Wanda Dollard: [Awkward pause] Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals.
- Davis Quinton: [dryly] You had me at pants.
- Lacey Burrows: I'm afraid of balloons.
- Hank Yarbo: Afraid of balloons?
- Lacey Burrows: Uh-huh.
- Hank Yarbo: Wha... whoever heard of that?
- Brent Leroy: Wanda?
- Wanda Dollard: It's called globophobia. The persistent, irrational fear of balloons. It's more common than you'd think.
- Brent Leroy: It'd have to be.