Corner Gas (TV Series)
Whataphobia (2004)
Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly
Quotes
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Karen Pelly : Listen, Oscar, I would prefer it if you didn't tell anyone I was cooking for you.
Oscar Leroy : Done.
Karen Pelly : Don't you wanna know why?
Oscar Leroy : Does it seem like I wanna know why?
Karen Pelly : I read an article that said career women shouldn't exhibit traditional woman skills, like cooking. Because it can undermine our status and we could lose the respect of our male colleagues.
Oscar Leroy : [chuckles] Whatever you say, Toots.
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Karen Pelly : [over the police radio] Davis? Come in, Davis.
Davis Quinton : Go ahead, Karen.
Karen Pelly : We got a 10-19 in progress.
Davis Quinton : Trouble at the Mini Putt?
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Davis Quinton : Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.
Wanda Dollard : That and opposable thumbs.
[beat]
Wanda Dollard : And pants.
Hank Yarbo : Roller-blading.
Wanda Dollard : Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
Karen Pelly : We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.
Hank Yarbo : Well, if you don't count dragons.
Wanda Dollard : [Awkward pause] Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals.
Davis Quinton : [dryly] You had me at pants.