Corner Gas (TV Series)
Whataphobia (2004)
Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : Well Hank, fears are irrational. They don't have to make sense. Don't you guys have any?
Brent Leroy : Fears? Not really. I mean just the standard stuff. You know: pirates, vampires, Sasquatch, intimacy, commitment.
Lacey Burrows : [to Wanda] What about you?
Wanda Dollard : None come to mind.
[Thinks for a moment]
Wanda Dollard : Being intimate WITH a Sasquatch.
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Brent Leroy : [about Lacey's globophobia] The point is it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Lacey Burrows : [smiling] Do you really believe that?
Brent Leroy : Not for a second.
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Davis Quinton : So you see, everyone on Earth could be descendants of the last Battlestar.
Lacey Burrows : I didn't see where that was going. Now that you've explained it, I see it goes nowhere.
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Lacey Burrows : I'm afraid of balloons.
Hank Yarbo : Afraid of balloons?
Lacey Burrows : Uh-huh.
Hank Yarbo : Wha... whoever heard of that?
Brent Leroy : Wanda?
Wanda Dollard : It's called globophobia. The persistent, irrational fear of balloons. It's more common than you'd think.
Brent Leroy : It'd have to be.