Bewitched (TV Series)

Be It Ever So Mortgaged (1964)

Alice Pearce: Gladys Kravitz

Quotes 

• Gladys Kravitz : [looking out the window]  There are two of them, Abner. Both women, one older. Maybe a sister, maybe a mother. Come take a look, Abner.

  Abner Kravitz : Leave me alone. I'm retired.

• Gladys Kravitz : [looking out the window with Abner]  There he is, Abner! That's the one who kissed me.

  Abner Kravitz : It don't make any sense, Gladys. He's got her. Why would he want to kiss you?

• Gladys Kravitz : [looking out the window]  Abner, the house across the street has got a lawn and, Abner, there are trees and flowers.

  Abner Kravitz : What do you want from me?

• Gladys Kravitz : Come take a look Abner.

  Abner Kravitz : Gladys, don't pull. Take a spoonful of your medicine.

  Gladys Kravitz : I don't need my medicine.

  Abner Kravitz : I say you do, and I've never lied to you Gladys.