Bewitched (TV Series)

Be It Ever So Mortgaged (1964)

Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens

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Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : I love your hair. Always feels so soft, smells so good.

  [kisses her hair and some gets in his mouth] 

  Darrin Stephens : Tastes good too. What is that?

  Samantha : Strawberry frosting. It was going to be a surprise.

  Darrin Stephens : It is a surprise. I always thought you had plain, ordinary hair.

  Samantha : Do you like it?

  Darrin Stephens : I love your hair.

  Samantha : I mean the frosting. I baked you a cake.

• Endora : What a ridiculous waste of time and energy!

  Samantha : [icing a cake]  I prefer to think of it as doing something that will please my husband.

  Endora : Well, you needn't develop biceps doing it.

• Samantha : Darrin is a marvelous human being.

  Endora : Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone.

• Samantha : Let's go upstairs and look at the bedrooms.

  Endora : Why go up there? Why don't we just send for them?

• Samantha : [Darrin feels that someone is around. Samantha pretends innocence]  Who could be here?

  Darrin Stephens : Nobody that I know, but I don't know about people you know. People I know, you can see, but I'm not so sure about people you know.

• Darrin Stephens : Sam, are you angry about something?

  Samantha : Why, no, of course not. It's just that I think some things should be kept to ourselves. You were talking about driving out of the city.

  Darrin Stephens : Yes, well, I drove out to a new development... Some things should be kept to ourselves? Who's here?

  Samantha : What do you mean?

  Darrin Stephens : Just what I said. Who's here in this room with us? Is somebody watching us?

• Darrin Stephens : That's that.

  Samantha : Incidentally, that poor woman you kissed and scared half to death was Gladys Kravitz. She and her husband, Abner, live across the street.

  Darrin Stephens : Well, as soon a we get settled, I'll go over and apologise. Anyway, I suppose it's better than getting the neighborhood reputation of being standoffish.

  Samantha : Oh, really.

• Darrin Stephens : I love you, Mrs Stephens.

  Samantha : And I love you, please believe that.

• Samantha : [Endora doesn't like the dining room table Sam has conjured up]  Well maybe you're right.

  [changes the dining room setting] 

  Samantha : How about that?

  Endora : That's much better. That's much better.