Angel (TV Series)

Lineage (2003)

James Marsters: Spike

Quotes 

• Fred : [about the cyborg]  This thing really blurs the line between human and robot.

  Spike : Aha. So you're not ruling out that a human being could have boffed a robot.

  [everyone stares at him] 

  Spike : Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

• Angel : [to Wesley]  What happened?

  Spike : [stepping in front of Wesley]  I can explain. Apparently when Percy here was younger he used to be known as Head Boy.

  Angel : Yeah, I already knew that.

  Spike : Right. I have nothing else to report.

• Spike : Oh, Eve's stuck in the elevator.

  Charles Gunn : So tell maintenance.

  Spike : Well, where the bloody hell is maint - Oh, to be honest, I don't really care.

• Angel : [trying to comfort Wes after he had to shoot a robot he though was his father]  You know... I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire.

  Wesley : I hardly see how that's the same situation.

  Angel : Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.

  [moments later; Spike appears] 

  Spike : Don't know if you know this, but, uh, I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to, uh...

  Wesley : [looks freaked out]  Thank you. I'm... very comforted. Right.

• [power goes out in elevator] 

  Eve : That's odd.

  Spike : I know what this is. You'll never take me to hell, Pavayne!

  [emergency power comes on] 

  Spike : Oh. Well, that's just something I say... when, uh... it gets dark.

• Wesley : Everyone, I'd like you to meet my father Roger Wyndam-Price.

  Roger Wyndam-Pryce : Hello.

  Spike : Daddy, eh? I always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies.

  Roger Wyndam-Pryce : Spike.

  Spike : You've heard of me?

  Roger Wyndam-Pryce : No. We've met. 1963, my colleagues and I fell upon you slaughtering an orphanage in Vienna. Killed two of my men before you escaped.

  Spike : [awkward silence]  Oh. How've you been?

• [everyone's running for their lives when the cyborg's bomb is about to go off. Spike also starts running, then suddenly stops] 

  Spike : Wait... what am I worried about?

  [starts walking in the other direction]