- Spike: Oh, Eve's stuck in the elevator.
- Charles Gunn: So tell maintenance.
- Spike: Well, where the bloody hell is maint - Oh, to be honest, I don't really care.
- Fred: [after Wesley kills a robot of his father] Part of you knew. Even if you can't admit it to yourself, part of you knew it wasn't him.
- Wesley: No. I was sure it was him. You were there. I killed my father.
- Fred: He was threatening your friends.
- Wesley: He was threatening you. He pointed a gun at you, Fred... so I shot him.
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: As you may well know, the Watcher's Council was destroyed last year.
- Wesley: I heard.
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: The remaining former Watchers, myself included, have decided to reform the Council and I've been sent to contact you.
- Wesley: Are you saying the Council wants me to come back?
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: Not necessarily. Your name's proven to be a point of contention. There are some who believe that your tenure as Watcher ranks as our most embarrassing failure.
- Wesley: Really? I beat out everybody dying in an explosion... as most embarrassing failure.
- Wesley: Lorne runs our entertainment division.
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: Entertainment division? Well, I can see how that would be very useful in the fight against evil.
- Charles Gunn: You'd be amazed at how many horrible movies we've stopped.
- Angel: [trying to comfort Wes after he had to shoot a robot he though was his father] You know... I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire.
- Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation.
- Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
- [moments later; Spike appears]
- Spike: Don't know if you know this, but, uh, I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to, uh...
- Wesley: [looks freaked out] Thank you. I'm... very comforted. Right.
- Wesley: Everyone, I'd like you to meet my father Roger Wyndam-Price.
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: Hello.
- Spike: Daddy, eh? I always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies.
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: Spike.
- Spike: You've heard of me?
- Roger Wyndam-Pryce: No. We've met. 1963, my colleagues and I fell upon you slaughtering an orphanage in Vienna. Killed two of my men before you escaped.
- Spike: [awkward silence] Oh. How've you been?
- Lorne: So I am covered in cherries. The police are just pounding on the door, and Judi Dench starts screaming, "Oh, that's way too much to pay for a pair of pants!"
- [everyone's running for their lives when the cyborg's bomb is about to go off. Spike also starts running, then suddenly stops]
- Spike: Wait... what am I worried about?
- [starts walking in the other direction]
- Wesley: If you're here to tell me about how you killed your parents, perhaps it could wait for another time?