Carlos announces his Supreme Court picks, teaches kids about real life as "Carlos the Dinosaur" and poses the question "Why Aren't you Working" to a bunch of deadbeats. Special guest star Cheech Marin.
Carlos hits the streets to ask "Is Gay the New Black?" and investigates what it would have been like if Jesus was married in the first installment of "That's F**king Historical."
Carlos finds out what people will do to pay less for their gas and answers soul-searching questions as the very wise "Confucius Carlos," while his brother Joseph introduces his new line of "Joseph Mencia's Wetback English" DVDs.
Carlos takes to the streets to encourage people to say whatever is on their minds; then, back in the studio, he honors real-life idiots with the ?Dee Dee Dee Awards?.