Zombiegore (2003 Video) User Reviews

Classic trash movie.

[TaKYoN · 5/10 · 13 July 2005]

I gave this movie 5 out of 10 for the simple reason it is so much fun to watch this film.

Sure the plot is crap, yeah the FX are useless too, but you just gotta watch this film as a comedy. Go into the film expecting a serious piece of work and you are going to be massively let down.

Instead you should follow this simple advice, get some mates round, drink loads of beer, then put this movie on and laugh until you explode.

This movie is complete pants, but in the good way. It makes almost no sense at the start, and the more you watch the weirder it gets.

As is usual for these types of films, the gore is rubbish looking, but there is just so much it makes you laugh.

To sum up, 5/10 and just watch it for a laugh. Even better, trick someone into buying it first, that way you save cash for beer and you get a double laugh, first at the movie and then at the sucker that actually bought it.

turkeygore

[trashgang · 3/10 · 3 March 2011]

OMG! This should summarize my review but then you would still not know what it's all about. It's a Dutch zombie flick and I noticed on forums that a lot of people are searching this. And it is really hard to find, there are just a few copies floating on the planet. Nevertheless, I've got one and you all know that I'm not into zombies, and here we see the reason why. I must also say that if you take it seriously that you will have some problem with it. It's more a comedy even as the director didn't mentioned it to be a comedy, I guess. The effects used are as cheap as you can think. There is a wig, black with some white parts that pops up on many zombies. The faces are sometimes just black paint or sometimes a cheap goth look-a-like paint. The use blood bags of course but you can see that they squeeze on the bags to get the blood out. sometimes you easily see the bags in their hand or even falling onto the ground. The ending with the giant plastic ant is also a big laugh and the zombie coming out of the lake, well, remember 'zombielake'... The actors were no actors at all, I remember that the director was just searching for people to join his flick and therefore the acting is really wooden. The English they use is of course Dutch English, do I need to say more. But still Maarten Van Druten got his attention with his attempt of making a memorable turkey, for me, he succeeded.

A lot of fun! But not for everyone....

[wouvin · 10/10 · 7 June 2005]

This movie has the tagline "Another 90 minutes of your life will be wasted by watching this movie!" that is why it's obvious that it's not a good movie to begin with.

So if you are warned in this way but still think of it as a serious production, and even criticize it and compare it to serious attempts at making a zombie movie, then I really think you miss the point.

The film makers obviously had a lot of fun making this movie, and its clearly not meant for everybody, to say the least.

Luckily, there are a lot of people who like obscure amateurfilms like this one, and for others I would say, as the tagline already said: Do not waste your time on this movie, you are warned.

Funny no-budget zombie movie !

[edie_wojciechowski · 6/10 · 12 April 2005]

Well, what do i have to say about this movie? There is no story, and the cast sucks :D A men who playing like a woman, very stupid... That stupid that it is funny. Sow how i said in my headline; it is a movie that is made over 2 years, with no budget! You don't have to expect great special effects, no great casting, not a perfect script but only a 90 minutes of laughing, however... You have to love movie's like this one to like it of course, and when you don't like very bad movie's with a lot mistakes, no story and no special effects, don't look it! :) The tag-lines says "Another 90 minutes will be wasted by watching this movie.." and they right, ha-ha. When i look it from a technical point the film will maybe score 1 out of 10. But, the movie is made with a lot of fun (you can see it..) and no budget, and i think it was no idea of Maarten to make a great horror movie, sow... This is difficult.. But i give it 6 points.. Why? there are much slow points in the movie, BUT the man-woman lady makes everything good :)